B.O.B. Smith: A Legend of Unbridled Talent

Awards

The Golden Spoon Award for Most Likely to Spill Coffee

Received for his daring 2018 coffee shop heist, where he managed to spill coffee on 47 consecutive customers.

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The Platinum Pencil Award for Most Creative Use of a Stapler

Given for his innovative use of a stapler as a makeshift microphone in the 2020 company talent show.

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The Titanium Tie Award for Best Use of Polyester Fabric in Fashion

Received for his 1987 ensemble in the 'Polyester Dreams' fashion show, where he wore 17 layers of shiny fabric.

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