Awards
The Golden Spoon Award for Most Likely to Spill Coffee
Received for his daring 2018 coffee shop heist, where he managed to spill coffee on 47 consecutive customers.
View Award
The Platinum Pencil Award for Most Creative Use of a Stapler
Given for his innovative use of a stapler as a makeshift microphone in the 2020 company talent show.
View Award
The Titanium Tie Award for Best Use of Polyester Fabric in Fashion
Received for his 1987 ensemble in the 'Polyester Dreams' fashion show, where he wore 17 layers of shiny fabric.
View Award