Bob Smith's Glorious Awards Page

Congratulations to Bob Smith, the one and only Napper Extraordinaire!

Best Napper

This award was given to Bob Smith for his exceptional napping skills, which have been observed by multiple, impartial judges.

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Best Sarcasm Spewer

Bob Smith was awarded for his unparalleled ability to spew sarcasm at the most inopportune moments, leaving all his coworkers questioning their life choices.

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Best Procrastinator of the Year

Bob Smith was awarded for his impressive ability to turn any task into an all-day event, complete with extensive research, numerous coffee breaks, and a strong sense of existential dread.

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