Congratulations to Bob Smith, the one and only Napper Extraordinaire!
This award was given to Bob Smith for his exceptional napping skills, which have been observed by multiple, impartial judges.
Learn more about Bob's napping techniquesBob Smith was awarded for his unparalleled ability to spew sarcasm at the most inopportune moments, leaving all his coworkers questioning their life choices.
Check out Bob's most epic sarcastic quotesBob Smith was awarded for his impressive ability to turn any task into an all-day event, complete with extensive research, numerous coffee breaks, and a strong sense of existential dread.
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