Certifications:
Becoming a certified expert in caffeine-fueled coding requires years of experience, countless cups of coffee, and a willingness to sacrifice one's social life. Bob Smith has spent years honing his craft and can now proudly call himself a Feature Killer.
His certifications include:
- Code Monster Certification: Demonstrated ability to type 100wpm for 12 consecutive hours while maintaining a 99% error rate.
- Feature Killer Certification: Developed and implemented 7 features in under 4 weeks, with only 3 bugs and 2 user complaints.
- Bug Squasher Certification: Fixed 37 bugs in a single 48-hour sprint, with only 1 minor typo in the commit log.