Certified Caffeine-Fueled Coding Master

Bob Smith, Certified Caffeine-Fueled Coding Master (C3M)

This certification is not just a badge of honor, it's a warning sign.

Bob's coding skills are so sharp, they're like a freshly sharpened pencil.

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Our Methodology:

We use a proprietary blend of coffee, code snippets, and wild guessing to achieve our certification.

Our process includes:

1. Consume copious amounts of caffeine.
2. Stare at the problem until it stares back at us.
3. Write code until it works or our eyes bleed.
4. Rinse with more caffeine.

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