Bob prophets of doom: Certified Bad at Code Review
Beneath the surface of this sleek, modern design lies a codebase that's been ravaged by Bob's questionable life choices.
- Expertise prophets: Java, C, and the ancient art of 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete'.
- Proven experience: Writing code that's so bad, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
- Guaranteed results: Code that's so buggy, it'll crash the entire galaxy.
- Side effects: Increased frustration, existential dread, and an unrelenting desire to burn it all down and start anew.
- Not recommended for use in production.
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