Bob Smith, Overcaffeinated Developer
Certifications and Awards
Bob Smith is a certified expert in the art of coding while mainlining energy drinks. He has earned the following certifications:
- Caffeine-Fueled Innovation (CFI), a prestigious award given for coding while running on less than 5 hours sleep
- Energy Drink Expert (EDE), a highly sought-after certification in the world of overcaffeinated developers
- Code Caffeine Abuse Recovery (CCAR), a grueling program that teaches developers how to function without the aid of energy drinks
These certifications are highly sought after in the tech industry, especially among those who enjoy the taste of burnt coffee beans and the thrill of coding marathons.