Contact Bob Smith - The World's Most Elusive Team Member

Bob Smith is not actually available for contact. He's probably in a meeting or hiding under a rock somewhere. If you're trying to reach him, you might try bribing him with pizza or a really good meme.

Frequently Asked Questions (but mostly just Bob's excuses) about his absence.

See our secretariat's contact info, if you really need it. (Just don't say we sent you.)