Bob Smith's Degrees

Certified Master of the Obvious, University of Self-Evident, 2001

Bachelor of Science in Advanced Couch Potato Science, University of Procrastination, 1999

Masters of Fine Art in Extreme Ironing, The University of Extreme Ironing Society, 2003-2006

Certificate in Extreme Punting, The Extreme Punting Academy, 2010

Phd. in Procrastination, University of Doing Nothing, 2015-2019

Associate Professor of Doing the Bare Minimum, University of Underachieving, 2019-Present

Note: The degrees listed may not reflect Bob's actual qualifications, or lack thereof.