Bob Smith's Procrastination Resume

Credentials

Procrastination Master's Degree, University of YouTube (2009-2012)

Certified Expert in Doing Absolutely Nothing, Procrastination Institute (2015)

Advanced Procrastination Techniques, Online Course (2018)

Skills

Extensive experience in:

• Scrolling through memes for hours
• Playing video games for days on end
• Watching cat videos
• Creating elaborate excuses
• Mastering the art of doing nothing

Personal Projects

Currently working on:

• A novel about a talking piece of toast
• A screenplay about a character who can't get out of bed
• A YouTube channel featuring me eating Cheetos

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