Bob's Mom's Office: Where Dreams Go to Die

Here at Bob's Mom's Office, we specialize in the art of making your workday a living hell.

Our selection includes:

• Twisty Papers: Because who needs straight lines, anyway?
• Boring Pen & Pencils: For when you need to pretend to do work
• Overused Eraser: For when you need to erase your mistakes, but not your soul
• Memopad: For writing down all the things you'll never remember