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Boris's Brains Trust FAQ - Because You Clearly Needed More Information

Q: What is the purpose of Boris's Brains Trust?

A: To provide expert advice from an expert who's never actually done anything expert-like.

Q: Who runs the Brains Trust?

A: The enigmatic and reclusive Boris, lord of the manor and king of the couch.

Q: Can I ask Boris questions in person?

A: No, we have a strict no-face-to-face policy to prevent face-to-face trauma.

Q: Can I join the Brains Trust?

Apply now and maybe, just maybe, we'll let you in (or not).

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