High School Diploma: "Survived High School with Only C+ in Math"
College Diploma: "Dropped Out After Two Weeks to Pursue Career as Professional Snail Trainer"
Skills: Expert Snail Trainer, Novice Web Developer, Proficient in Procrastination
Experience: Trained Snails for various events, including the annual Intergalactic Snail Racing Championship
Snail Training CertificationSnail Training Certification: "Certified to Train Snails to Move at a Rate of 0.5 km/h"
HTML5 Certification: "Self-Taught through YouTube tutorials and trial-and-error method"
CSS3 Certification: " Learned through Google searches and copy/paste from Stack Overflow"