About Boris
Boris is a renowned tortoise enthusiast and racing aficionado. He has spent years honing his craft, perfecting the art of coaxing speed out of the slowest creatures on four legs. His tortoises have won numerous accolades, including "Slowest 100m Dash" and "Most Likely to Make You Late for Brunch."
When he's not busy tortoise-whispering, Boris enjoys sipping Earl Grey and complaining about the weather.
Meet Steve, Boris's trusty sidekick and tortoise wrangler. Read about Steve's most epic tortoise tales.