Boris' Robotic Pottery

Welcome to the team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly robotic individuals who are here to make you look good while you're looking at your face. Our team of experts in robotic pottery are always ready to help you create a vessel that says, "I'm a functioning member of society with good taste."

Boris' Robotic Pottery is proud to offer a wide variety of robotic vessels for any occasion. From the subtle "I'm a sentient being with feelings" mug to the more ostentatious "I'm a functioning member of society with good taste" vase, we've got you covered.

Meet Andy, our resident quantum physicist turned potter. Meet Charlie, our team's resident robotic gardening expert.