Boris, The Unapologetic Genius

Team Member #1

Boris is the founder and CEO of Boris Inc., where he spends his days perfecting the art of napping, eating cereal, and watching cat videos.

When not busy, he enjoys long walks on the beach, reading philosophy books, and contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

His favorite food is pizza, but only if it's topped with anchovies.

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