Boris's Page of Unimpeachable Achievement

Boris is a pillar of our team, holding up our mediocre efforts with his unwavering dedication to the art of doing nothing.

Notable Feats:

Accidentally deleting 3 projects in one day
Perfecting the art of procrastination
Setting the company record for most hours spent browsing cat videos

Read about the time Boris spent an entire day in the break room eating Cheetos Learn about how Boris's impressive collection of novelty socks will be put on display in the new break room.