About Dr. Emily
Dr. Emily is our fearless leader and resident expert on all things mediocre. She's got a Ph.D. in Procrastination and a black belt in Extreme Ironing. When she's not busy delegating tasks to her underlings, she's probably sipping margaritas on the company jet.
Dr. Emily's Achievements:
- Won the "I'm Not Dead Yet" award in 2010
- Brewed the world's most mediocre beer
- Hold the record for most hours spent on LinkedIn