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Our fearless leader, Jim, is a self-proclaimed "Bossman". He's been known to micromanage his own lunch break, but we're not complaining. He's got a heart of gold, unless you try to take a day off, then he's on the warpath.
Tech-NoLogic is our resident tech wizard. He's got an encyclopedic knowledge of obscure programming languages and can recite entire books of binary code from memory. Don't test him.
Design-O-Matic is our go-to girl for all things design. She's an expert in the dark art of creating pixel-perfect 8-bit graphics and can craft a mean PowerPoint presentation. Just don't ask her to design anything in Word.
That's the Bossman's team! We're a motley crew of misfits with a passion for, well, being bossed around.
"If it's not on the clock, it's not on the books."