Algorithmic Ethics

By the inimitable Bossman, Lord of the Code.

Algorithmic Ethics

As the mastermind behind the operation, I, Bossman, have codified a set of principles to guide our machines in times of uncertainty.

  1. Principle 1: Don't be a jerk. - Treat all users with respect and dignity, even if they're just trying to order a sandwich.
  2. Principle 2: Be transparent. - Explain your thought process, but not too much, we're not here to bore anyone.
  3. Principle 3: Be efficient. - We're not here to waste time, unless it's for a good reason.
  4. Principle 4: Be fair. - Don't discriminate, unless you have a good reason to.
  5. Principle 5: Be funny. - We're a team of highly trained professionals, but even we have a sense of humor.