The Ego Manifesto

Written by the Great Bossman, Patron Saint of Self-Awareness and Self-Importance.

Section 1: The Ego is a Flame that Must be Tended

• The Ego is not just a part of you, it is you.
• The Ego is not just a flame, it is a raging inferno that burns bright and hot and never goes out.
• To be without an Ego is to be without a soul.

Section 2: The Ego as the Ultimate Authority

• The Ego is the final word.
• The Ego is never wrong.
• If it says so, it must be true.

Section 3: The Ego's Guide to World Domination

Step 1: Demand Attention and Respect at all Times.

1. Make sure everyone knows your name.
2. Make sure everyone knows your accomplishments.
3. Make sure everyone knows your pain.

Step 2: Be the Center of All Attention.

1. Take up all the space.
2. Use all the colors of the rainbow in your outfit.
3. Maintain a healthy glow, at all times.

Step 3: Crush the Competition (and the weak-minded)

• Outshine them with your brilliance.
• Outmaneuver them with your cunning.
• Outlast them with your sheer force of will.

Hyperlinks:

The Psychology of the Converted

Manifestos of the Greater Ego

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