The Ego Manifesto
Written by the Great Bossman, Patron Saint of Self-Awareness and Self-Importance.
Section 1: The Ego is a Flame that Must be Tended
- The Ego is not just a part of you, it is you.
- The Ego is not just a flame, it is a raging inferno that burns bright and hot and never goes out.
- To be without an Ego is to be without a soul.
Section 2: The Ego as the Ultimate Authority
- The Ego is the final word.
- The Ego is never wrong.
- If it says so, it must be true.
Section 3: The Ego's Guide to World Domination
Step 1: Demand Attention and Respect at all Times.
- Make sure everyone knows your name.
- Make sure everyone knows your accomplishments.
- Make sure everyone knows your pain.
Step 2: Be the Center of All Attention.
- Take up all the space.
- Use all the colors of the rainbow in your outfit.
- Maintain a healthy glow, at all times.
Step 3: Crush the Competition (and the weak-minded)
- Outshine them with your brilliance.
- Outmaneuver them with your cunning.
- Outlast them with your sheer force of will.
Hyperlinks:
The Psychology of the Converted
Manifestos of the Greater Ego
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