The Iteration Philosophy of Bossman: A Treatise on the Inefficiency of Human Endeavour

As the self-proclaimed Supreme Ruler of this Domain, I, Bossman, have spent years studying the ancient art of iteration.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that humans are woefully inefficient. Their attempts at progress are often hindered by the very tools they employ.

But fear not, for I, Bossman, have cracked the code. Behold, my 12 Immutable Laws of Iteration:

• Thou shalt not refactor without first writing 100 lines of redundant code.
• Thou shalt never commit changes without first creating a new, identical feature branch.
• Thou shalt always use a minimum of 5 different programming languages in any given project.
• Thou shalt never, ever, use a single unit test.
• Thou shalt always write comments, even if no one will ever read them.
• Thou shalt use a different font size and color for each line of code.
• Thou shalt never, ever, use whitespace.
• Thou shalt create a minimum of 3 separate build configurations.
• Thou shalt always include a 'TODO' comment, even if it's just 'TODO: Fix me'.
• Thou shalt never, ever, use a version control system that's not Git.
• Thou shalt always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always write a 500 line changelog for every 1 line of code change.

And lo, the people rejoiced, for they knew that with these laws, they would finally be free to create the most inefficient, most bloated codebase the world had ever seen!

But wait, there's more! Read The Iteration Manifesto to learn more about the sacred texts of the Bossmanian faith.