Article 1: The Bossman is Always Right
In a world filled with uncertainty, one thing is certain: the Bossman is always right. This is not just an opinion, it's a fact.
Studies have shown that when the Bossman speaks, 99.9% of his sentences are fact, while only 0.01% are marginally-true-at-best. The other 0.01% are, of course, utterly irrelevant.
Step 1: Ignore all evidence to the contrary. Step 2: Repeat the same statement until people start to agree with you. Step 3: Deny any opposition, citing "you just don't understand."
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