THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO LEADERSHIP BY THE BOSSMAN
"I am the BOSSMAN. You will obey."
"My wisdom is like a razor-sharp machete. It will cut through your doubts and fears, leaving only the truth."
Our team is a finely-tuned ROBOTIC OVERLORDS of productivity and efficiency.
Our meetings are THE MOST PRODUCTIVE THING YOU'VE EVER EXPERIENCED.
Don't believe me? PROOF OF DOUBT is a myth. I am the proof.
Now, let us MEET to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of ME.