Meetings are a plague upon the soul. A never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and forced small talk. But fear not, dear reader, for Bossman has found the secret to escaping the abyss of pointless meetings.
First, you must master the art of the 'Meeting Shuffle'. A delicate dance of nodding, smiling, and pretending to take notes while secretly checking cat videos on your phone.
Next, you must learn to 'Zoom-bomb' your way to freedom. A clever technique that involves rapidly clicking 'join' and then 'leave' on the video conferencing software, creating a whirlwind of confusion among your meeting attenders.
But the most crucial step is to always have a 'Meeting-Free' escape plan in place. A carefully crafted exit strategy that involves a fake emergency, a well-placed 'gotta run' excuse, or a strategically placed 'I'm not feeling well'.
And so, my friend, with these techniques, you too can join the ranks of the Procrastination Elite. The masters of the art of doing nothing, while appearing to be doing everything.
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