Article I: Supreme Being as a Fundamental Human Right
As a bossman, I have decreed that supreme being is not just a privilege, but a fundamental human right. It's time to recognize that everyone has the inherent ability to be supreme, regardless of their background, education, or talent for making really bad dad jokes.
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Article II: The Supreme Benefits of Being Supreme
- Unlimited power over the break room coffee machine
- The ability to wear socks with sandals in public
- Unbeatable skills at rock, paper, scissors
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Article III: Supreme Strategies for the Supreme
- Practice your scowl in the mirror
- Develop a strong sense of entitlement
- Learn to say 'my throne' when referring to your chair
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