On the Optimization of the Bossman: A Philosophical Exploration

The Ultimate Goal of the Bossman is Not What You Think

In the depths of our fortress of solitude, a secret society of Bossmen has been working tirelessly to optimize the universe. Their ultimate goal, however, is not to maximize efficiency or productivity. No, their aim is far more sinister.

It is to find the perfect angle of the coffee cup in the break room. A delicate balance of 27.5 degrees, just so. Any deviation, and the universe as we know it is doomed.

Hyperlinks to further exploration:

• The Optimal Angle Theory
• minimalist coffee cups and the power of quantum fluctuations