Meet the Brain Hackers

Our team of expert brain hackers are the real MVPs.

Meet Alpha, the team lead Meet Beta, the resident weirdo Meet Omega, the guy who's always right

Our Mission:

We hack your thoughts. Literally.

Our Values:

Disembodied thoughts are the future
We're not afraid of a good mind-meld
Cerebral anachronisms are our game

Want to join us? Don't. You won't fit in.