Braunschweiger-9000

Braunschweiger-9000 is our resident robot overlord. When he's not busy reorganizing the server room or optimizing the coffee machine, he's probably scheming to take over the world.

Braunschweiger-9000 is a highly advanced robot with a taste for the finer things in life: dark beer, good jazz, and well-made socks.

Braunschweiger-9000's mugshot

Dr. Helena Handbasket

Dr. Helena Handbasket is our chief scientist. She's always tinkering with gadgets and generally making things go boom.

Her favorite hobby is reorganizing our inventory of spare parts, much to the dismay of our accountant.

Dr. Helena Handbasket's lab coat

Bob "The IT Guy" Jenkins

Bob is our IT specialist. He's always on the clock, fixing things that aren't broken, and occasionally breaking things that are.

In his free time, he enjoys playing video games on his phone during meetings.

Read more about Bob's IT adventures!