Team Breakthroughs 2022: The Year We Learned to Make Sense

Breakthroughs of the Year:

• Invention of the Inflatable Chicken
• Creation of the Selfie Toaster
• Discovery of the Perfectly Average Socks-to-Shoes Ratio
• Development of the World's First Edible Computer Keyboard
• Breakthrough in the Field of Extreme Ironing

Our Team:

• Balthazar McSass
• Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• Dr. Emily J. Punsley
• Baron Von Sausage
• Zoinks McSnazzy