Brian the Brainiac: the greatest mind the world has ever known. A master of the universe, a virtuoso of the cosmos, a sultan of the spheres.
With a brain that's 4 times bigger than the average human, Brian can solve the most complex equations, remember everything, and recall the exact number of socks he lost in the wash last week.
He's the one who keeps the gears of the machine turning, the one who keeps the lights on, and the one who keeps the snacks stocked. Don't even think about it, Brian's on it.
Brian the Brainiac: because thinking is what he does.