Brian's Bug 2: The Unmitigated Disaster

Bug 2: The Unmitigated Disaster is a legendary bug that has been wreaking havoc on the codebase since 2018. It's a behemoth of a bug, with tentacles as thick as 4px borders and a heart as black as coal.

Caused by: A careless commit of 'auto-incrementing integers' in the database schema. Now, every time someone tries to update the user table, it just... well, let's just say 'interesting' things happen.

Fixing it: Still pending... or not. We're not really sure. It's like trying to tame a wild elephant with a pair of pliers and a roll of duct tape.

Learn more about the epic struggle to fix Bug 2.

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