Brain Burns

Brain Burns: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Brian Burns is a master of the obscure, a sage of the esoteric, and a sultan of the surreal. He is also the creator of this website, and the reason why you're wasting your time reading this.

Brian's claim to fame is his ability to burn his brain into a frenzy with the sheer volume of useless information he's accumulated over the years. It's a talent, really.

When not busy burning his brain, Brian enjoys:

• Watching reruns of "The Twilight Zone"
• Eating Cheetos by the handful
• Composing the world's worst novels