"I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'whenever' person, but only if the coffee is good."
"If at first, it's not the end of the world, but it's getting close."
"Life is like a game of Jenga. You play, you win, you lose, and then you put the pieces back in the box, but sometimes you just want to throw the box away."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."