The Unhinged Visionary
Chief Architect and Lord High Priest of the Church of the Most Excellent Ideas
Hobbies:
Extreme Ironing. Extreme Crochet. Extreme Taxidermy.
Achievements:
Invented the world's largest ball of twine. Single-handedly kept a potted plant alive for 17 months.
Quirks:
Has a pet tarantula named Steve. Still living in his mother's basement at 42.
Other People:
Bob the Brick, Our Resident Brick Mason.