Meet the Team Behind the Bridge
- Bridge Architect: Geraldine S. Bridgebuilder
- Bridge Engineer: Bridgette O. Spanner
- Bridge Tester (and occasional naysayer): Bernie D. Doubt
We've built over 100 bridges to nowhere, each one a testament to our dedication to the pursuit of solitude.
Did you know?
- We've built bridges that are 10 feet long and 2 feet high.
- Our bridges have been featured in local newspapers for their sheer audacity.
- We've been fined by the local zoning board for "excessive solitude."