Q: What is the Bridge of Doom?
A: It's a bridge. A bridge of doom. Don't ask why. Just don't ask why.
Q: Is Bucko McBridgepants the architect behind the Bridge of Doom?
A: That's a matter of much debate. Some say he's a visionary. Others say he's a madman with a penchant for yellow paint.
Q: Can I build my own Bridge of Doom?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. It's a feat of engineering, architecture, and pure, unadulterated madness. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Q: What's the deal with all the warning signs?
A: Oh, just a few minor things like 'Abandon all Hope, Ye Who Enter Here' and 'Buckle Up!' Don't worry, they're just the usual Bridge of Doom niceties.
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