Current Construction Status:
The Bridge of Doom, our flagship project, is expected to be completed in 4-6 months, give or take a few centuries. As of now, we've made significant progress, with the main arches taking shape and the bridge's infamous 10,000-foot drop still intact.
We're working around the clock to complete this behemoth of a bridge, but progress has been slowed by the usual suspects: pesky goblins, treacherous terrain, and an endless supply of nachos.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: if you see us walking off the edge of the bridge, that's just us testing the safety net.
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