Bridge-to-Nowhere is the infamous, record-holding bridge that goes absolutely no where. This bridge is so unconnected, it'll leave you feeling disconnected. Built by Bucko McBridgepants himself, this bridge is a marvel of engineering that defies logic and good sense. It's like the bridge equivalent of a participation trophy.
Length: 0 feet. Width: 0 feet. Height: Infinity.
Capacity: 0 cars, 0 pedestrians, 0 bicycles. But hey, you can bring a sandwich.
Construction Time: "We're still trying to figure that out."
Bucko McBridgepants - Bridge Mastermind (aka The Bridge Whisperer)
Bobo McBridgeface - Bridge Engineer (aka The Bridgeinator)
Lola McBridgeface - Bridge Architect (aka The Bridgeologist)
When visiting Bridge-to-Nowhere, please remember:
1. Don't ask where it leads. It's a mystery.
2. Don't expect a return journey. You might as well be asking for a return on investment.
3. Don't bring a picnic. You might get hungry, but it's not like there's anything to eat.