Where the bridges of the world go to get fixed
Dr. Bridgette, the renowned Bridge Doctor, was called to the scene of a particularly tricky bridge collapse. The bridge in question was the "Pizzabridge," a popular tourist attraction known for its overpriced gelato and mediocre pizza slices. The bridge's structural integrity was compromised by a freak accident involving a runaway gondola and a misplaced slice of mozzarella.
After conducting a thorough examination, Dr. Bridgette diagnosed the problem as a classic "Cheesy McSaggy" syndrome, a rare condition where a bridge's foundation is compromised by an excess of cheesy goodness.
With her trusty toolbox of bridge-repairing tricks, Dr. Bridgette set about fixing the Pizzabridge. She applied the patented "Bridgette Method": a combination of judiciously placed rivets, a dash of engineering magic, and a pinch of Italian flair.
The bridge was fixed, and the Pizzabridge once again became a beloved destination for those seeking the perfect slice.
The Brooklyn Bridgette was a particularly pesky one. A rogue skateboard and a bad decision about a particularly slippery slope led to its downfall.
The Venetian Bridgette was fixed with a dash of Renaissance flair and a pinch of Italian charm.
The Charleston Bridgette required a bit of Southern charm and a whole lot of grit.
Contact us to report your bridge problems or to request a visit from Dr. Bridgette.