Warning: The following information may cause excessive anxiety and existential dread.
I'm not saying you're paranoid, but have you checked under your bed lately?
Or maybe you've been experiencing:
Don't worry, it's just your brain's way of telling you to stay vigilant and prepared for the impending doom that's surely coming.
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