"Sarcasm is the only thing that gets me through the day. I mean, what other way can you express 'I'm not actually happy to see you' than with a well-placed eye-roll? — Bridgette, Philosopher Queen
"The only thing that keeps me sane is knowing that someone, somewhere, is always worse off than me. And by 'sane', I mean ' marginally less terrible than the rest of humanity'. — Bridgette, Philosopher Queen
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