Bridgy McBridgeface: The Unstoppable Force of Nature

Member of the Team

Bridgy McBridgeface is the undisputed leader of our team. With their unparalleled expertise in Extreme Ironing and Intergalactic Diplomacy, they are the glue that holds this team together.

Bridgy's skills include, but are not limited to:

• Extreme Ironing: Bridgy has ironed a shirt while skydiving, underwater, and in zero gravity. They're not bragging, but it's not like they're not bragging.
• Intergalactic Diplomacy: Bridgy has negotiated with alien warlords, negotiated peace treaties with rogue AI, and even managed to get a good deal on a Galactic Parking spot.

Recent Achievements:

• Set a new record for most consecutive hours spent watching paint dry: 37 hours, 14 minutes, and 22 seconds.
• Won the coveted Golden Toaster award for "Best Use of Sarcasm" in the Galactic Council of Intergalactic Diplomats.

Get in touch with Bridgy:

Send emails to Bridgy's Email or Bridgy's Instant Messaging Service.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try to find Bridgy at the nearest Galactic Cantina, where they'll probably be sipping on a "Galactic Gimlet" and complaining about the state of the world.

Meet Melvin, the other member of the team.