Manifesto of Brownbeard the Great

Preamble to the Manifesto

In a world where sanity is optional, I, Brownbeard the Great, declare the following:

  1. The importance of excessive facial hair.
  2. The supremacy of all things bright and garish.
  3. The necessity of regular tea breaks.

Signed, Brownbeard the Great, Lord of the Manor, Ruler of the Realm, and Supreme Arbiter of All Things Bright and Shiny.

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