About /team/brownbeard-the-lesser
Brownbeard the Lesser
Our team's unofficial 'I'm not a morning person' mascot.
Specializes in procrastination, coffee consumption, and complaining about the weather.
Read more about Brownbeard's existential crisisSarcastic Steve
Our team's resident snarky know-it-all.
Specializes in finding the humor in any situation, and making everyone else's life worse.
Read more about Sarcastic Steve's latest burn