About /team/brownbeard-the-lesser

A photo of Brownbeard the Lesser, our team's official 'I'm not a morning person' mascot

Brownbeard the Lesser

Our team's unofficial 'I'm not a morning person' mascot.

Specializes in procrastination, coffee consumption, and complaining about the weather.

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Sarcastic Steve

Our team's resident snarky know-it-all.

Specializes in finding the humor in any situation, and making everyone else's life worse.

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