About Us | Brownbeard the Unknown

Meet Brownbeard the Unknown

Founder and CEO of Boredom Industries, Inc. - the world's leading manufacturer of existential dread.

Specializing in the art of doing nothing and looking good while doing it.

View Brownbeard's Manifesto

Meet Karen, the Unreliable

Creative Director and Chief Procrastinator - responsible for making sure the office coffee machine never gets turned off.

Expert in the field of "accidentally" making things work.

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Meet Steve, the Enthusiast

Director of Innovation and Disruption - always coming up with new ways to break things.

Proven track record of destroying perfectly functional systems.

View Steve's Disruptions