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Team Member: Bruce the Unrelent

Chief Unreliability Officer

Responsible for breaking things, making a mess, and generally being unhelpful.

Specialties: Unreliability, Procrastination, Coffee Snobbery.

Interests: Playing video games, eating Cheetos, complaining about everything.

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Achievements

1. Broke the copier for 3 days in a row

Set a new record for most consecutive days without a functioning office machine.

Featured in the company newsletter as the "Unreliability Champion"!

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Unreliability Milestones

500 hours spent on cat videos

Spent an entire workday watching cat videos on YouTube.

Set a new company record for longest continuous cat video marathon.

Currently on track to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent watching cat videos.

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