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Responsible for breaking things, making a mess, and generally being unhelpful.
Specialties: Unreliability, Procrastination, Coffee Snobbery.
Interests: Playing video games, eating Cheetos, complaining about everything.
Set a new record for most consecutive days without a functioning office machine.
Featured in the company newsletter as the "Unreliability Champion"!
Read about the aftermathSpent an entire workday watching cat videos on YouTube.
Set a new company record for longest continuous cat video marathon.
Currently on track to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent watching cat videos.
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