Sock-Gate: The Sock Puppet Scandal
In a shocking turn of events, our very own Bruce the Unrelent was accused of secretly controlling the entire site using a sock puppet.
Details about the alleged puppet's involvement in the site's decision-making process remain scarce, but sources close to the team confirm that it was a Sock Puppet Protocol that was in place.
When reached for comment, Bruce the Unrelent denied all allegations, stating that the sock puppet was "just a little guy who likes to dance".
The official response from the team has been to "not comment on the matter".