Bruno's Mission Briefing - Phase Three: "Operation: Sudden Onset Silliness"

Bruno's top-secret mission, codenamed "Operation: Sudden Onset Silliness," has reached its third and most absurd phase. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will be infiltrating the heavily guarded "Land of Bureaucracy," where they will use their unique blend of stealth, cunning, and ridiculous dance moves to disrupt the flowcharts of the enemy's operations.

Phase 3 Objectives:

1. Conduct an exhaustive survey of the enemy's supply closet to identify the optimal number of rubber chickens to pilfer.
2. Deploy our custom-made " Disco-Tron" device to jam the enemy's conference room speakers with an endless loop of Barry Manilow hits.
3. Execute a precision strike on the enemy's cafeteria, replacing their vending machines with an assortment of free, artisanal, gluten-free energy bars.

Supporting Characters:

• Agent 42 (aka "The Sock Puppeteer")
• Agent Minimalist (aka "The Unassuming Assassin")
• Agent Zen (aka "The Zen Master")

Remember, team, the fate of the world may depend on our success. Or not. Maybe just on the quality of the free energy bars.

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