We've received reports of rogue socks disappearing into the void at an alarming rate. It's time for us to get a grip on the situation with Sock Vision Goggles 3000.
The objective of this mission is to track down and recover all missing socks. We'll be using advanced technology, cunning, and sheer willpower to achieve our goal.
**Mission Briefing:**
1. Locate and identify the Sock Portal (a swirling vortex of missing socks)
2. Deploy Sock Vision Goggles 3000 to scan the area
3. Engage the Sock Retrieval Protocol (a.k.a. "Sock-napping")
**Resources:**
**Mission Status:** In Progress. Sock count: 47 missing. Estimated completion time: 3-5 business days.
Mission Log