Our team of elite operatives, led by the fearless Bruno, have been tasked with infiltrating the lair of the nefarious Socks-of-the-Ancients.
Intel suggests they possess the most coveted footwear in the land: the Socks of the Ancients.
- Brutus, our resident sock whisperer
- Bertha, expert in disguise and deception
Insertion via ventilation shaft 7, followed by a daring heist to extract the Socks.
Extracting the Socks without alerting the Socks-of-the-Ancients Enforcers will be crucial to mission success.
We have contingency plans for all eventualities, including but not limited to:
- Sock-nami, a nuclear option for maximum Sock extraction speed
- Sock-sweep, a stealthy approach for maximum Sock acquisition
Insertion: 23:00 hours
Extraction: 00:00 hours
A comprehensive debriefing will follow the mission, with a full analysis of our successes and failures.
Once the Socks have been secured, we will return to HQ for further analysis and integration into our Project Sock-Oracle.
This mission is classified.
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